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You know your life is sexy when the recent thrills of the year include figuring out how to remove some mildew from your bathroom ceiling and finding your child's lovey that you thought was lost forever. Seriously, I was SO excited for both. It was a little scary.
Due to recent general life exhaustion, my sister and I decided to take an emergency "let's not let our kids make us have mental breakdown" trip last week to Florida. And, lo, it was glorious.
I was so pleased to discover that I still know how to read AND sleep pass 6AM. And, wow, did I forget the simple pleasure of eating a meal without simultaneously tearing up bits of food for two kids while trying to entertain them and not throw food across the room. Sheer bliss.
I never fly these days, which is due to the fact that I never go anywhere, which is due to the fact that KIDS. But when I got on my second flight which I barely made because my first flight was so delayed, I was hungry because I totally missed lunch due to my delay. Which reminded me of a flight I took a few years ago, armed with a breakfast burrito. After taking a few bites, I noticed the guy next to me staring at my burrito. Trying to be nice but NEVER thinking he would say "yes", I asked him if he wanted half of it. He said "Yes"...and I continue to be amazed by the sociological event to this day. I really wished someone would offer me a half of their burrito on that second plane to Florida. No such luck. I accidentally went 7 whole hours without eating. I am basically a survivor.
The only bad part of the trip was that I forgot my sweatpants because they give me life. And maybe also my 10 inch rectangular sunburn by my armpit that totally defies sunscreen and logic. I am not one with the sun.
Did I mention we were staying in Juno Beach which by all accounts appeared to be a retirement community? We took a step class one morning and burned at least 40 calories. And we were in the minority of people who did not have a bandaid holding at least one part of their skin together. Yet somehow my calves were sore for 3 days afterward.,,moving on....
On a side, but travel related, note, is anyone disturbed by the Charlotte Airport bathroom attendants? I appreciate the thought and the toxic amount of air freshener, but I simply do not need someone to bless me before,during, and after my urine stream. I think they could go ahead and cut that from the budget.
I got back at high noon on Sunday and was already on my first load of someone else's laundry by 12:30. Back to life, back to reality.
It feels so good to have my batteries recharged. Right before school ends and I have 3 months of endless Katie. I am already looking forward to my next vacation again in another 3 years!
