This is what happens when your child is basically like the adorable version of Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen with 0% patience when his food is bring prepared:
And honestly I'm only saying Gordon Ramsey because Mussolini seems like too harsh of a comparison for a toddler. But if you don't get this kid his food in 2 minutes or less after he has walked into the kitchen, you better watch your back. It makes for some really relaxing 6:15 wake up calls.
You get flustered at his screaming and then you accidentally paint your entire kitchen in colorful and sticky smoothie.
(It turns out even fancy blenders are smart enough to tell you that the lid wasn't on all the way.)
While my kitchen looks like a tub of blueberry curd exploded, at least I thought to look in the mirror and get the excess liquid out of my hair. Unlike this morning, when I accidentally dropped a plate of eggs, which could not have broken into more pieces. It wasn't until about 3 hours later that I realized I had a nice cheesy chunk of protein dangling above my ear.
I'm basically nailing motherhood.
Now on a more serious note, this is my AFTER cleaning picture. Does anyone know how to get blueberry stain off of a ceiling?
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