Greetings

If you need something to add to the exponential list of things that are virtually impossible to do by yourself with a toddler, I have it: 

Picking out greeting cards.

I went before Mothers' Day to get my mom a card and while I was holding Jack he quickly began throw every card he could reach on the ground. 

A forward thinking person would have seen this coming.  I did not.

Sorry mom, no card for you this year.

Also, sorry to the lady at CVS who had to pick up a confetti of cards off the floor.  Next year I'm coming alone!