Have you ever heard celebrities say they lost all their baby weight by breastfeeding and then "chasing around a toddler"? And automatically thought they were an asshole?
I have.
But I think I might have been wrong.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not losing any weight at all. But I do now spent 12 straight hours a day chasing around Jack while he crawls everywhere in our house. Whether he is trying to eat my shoes, snack on dog food, bath in Rosie's water bowl, or stand up with his hands gripping the toilet seat (new trick), I basically never sit down.
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These days it takes me about 6 hours to watch one episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 2-5 hours to finish unloading the dishwasher, and clearly like a week to write a blog post.
I guess I can't blame the little guy for wanting to explore everything. I mean, why would he ever want to play with plastic donuts and teddy bears when he could get his little paws on cords, dust bunnies, and toilets?
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He's a busy man.
I on the other hand am in some sort of weird mom limbo in which my child is young enough that he still has to base his life around naps, but too young to be able to do any actual activities. So until that changes we will be spending A LOT of time together, inside, trying to avoid life threatening objects.
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