DON JON

This is really more of a PSA than anything, but be advised:

 

DO NOT GO SEE DON JON WITH ANYONE THAT YOU ARE RELATED TO, THAT YOU BARELY KNOW, THAT YOU WANT TO EVENTUALLY HAVE NORMAL SEX WITH, OR THAT YOU AREN'T LEGALLY BOUND TO HANG OUT WITH AGAIN AFTERWARD.

 

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It will scar you for life.  And that's just the first 5 minutes.  Those first five minutes use every non-fancy word to describe every female body part that exists on UrbanDictionary.com.  And then some.  And the additional hour and 25 minutes after that is all about sex and porn.

 

Grant and I go to the movies about once a year.  We picked this one just because it was the perfect time to get us out in an hour and half and allow us to eat Brixx around 7pm.  Those are our priorities.  Not to get too much culture, and to always base everything around food.  So basically we had no idea what the movie was about.

 

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I bet the only people more surprised than us about the content of the movie were the three 60 something year old grey haired ladies sitting in front of us.  I say that, not because they were 60-ish.  But because they looked like the had just decided, right after church group, to go catch a flick together.  And that is what they got.  Poor little lambs.



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For a second I thought, "Wow I wish I was alone watching this because it's just too uncomfortable to see in the presence of others."  But then I realized that would be the creepiest way to see it of all.  If you know what I mean.

 

I actually really liked the ending of the movie.  But the beginning and in between was truly cray cray.  You've been warned.