That's What She Said

"Penis-Shaped Strawberry Grown By Carole Collen Is Not As Big As She'd Like "

 

This story is perfectly fitting for summertime, and for people who have the maturity level of a 2nd grader.  Both seasonal, and topical, if you will.

 

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Whether it's a house, a hug, a heel, or a penis shaped strawberry, to some ladies, size DOES matter.

 

Meet Carole Colleen, the grower of the World's Most Phallic Strawberry.

 

"The 52-year-old mom was fascinated by the penis strawberry, but not necessarily impressed."

 

Oh SNAP!

 

“It’s funny how a strawberry can grow like that, but I must admit, I did think it was a bit on the small side...not much to boast about," she said, the Sun reported. "It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger.”

 

Tee he he :)  No she didn't.