Royal Baby and Subsequent Ridiculousness

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I am so excited for Kate and Wills.  But I have to be honest with you.  I also feel a little sorry for the poor lassie!

 

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Can you imagine being scrutinized and analyzed that much after birthing a human from your nether regions? 

 

Here are just a few of the most ridiculous and non-important headlines I've seen relating to yesterday's birth of the royal heir:

 

At 8lb 6oz, the Royal baby is the heaviest future king in 100 years

 

So did the full moon send Kate into labour? Old Wives' Tale proven in the timing of Royal baby delivery

 

Why the Middletons (and NOT the Windsors) will make Wills a great father

 

'It's a black boy': Excruciating moment tourist leaves Sky presenter Kay Burley in stunned silence with tasteless joke about the royal baby

 

Meet Team Kate: From the vicar's daughter to the karaoke addict, the aides who were there for the birth

I think you get the idea.

 

 The only thing about this situation that does not evoke my pity is the fact that she has a Royal Hairdresser coming to her room to fix her up before her big debut with the baby.  All women should get that luxury after enduring the birthing process.  Perhaps we should vote on a bill for that in the next election, ladies??

 

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