I Smell Bacon

Well if this isn't the most unnecessary invention ever, I don't know what is. 

 

"For sizzle: Company offers bacon-flavored condoms".

 

It looks like bacon.  It smells like bacon.  And it tastes like bacon.  Allegedly.

 

No really...I don't know personally.

 



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You know, because everyone loves bacon...? 

 

This is too awkward to really comment on, knowing that a couple I like to call "Mom and Dad" read the ol' blog.  But read the article for yourself to find out more details.  If you dare.

 

I, myself, might be swearing off bacon for life, in the likely scenario that I can never get the word "baconlube" out of my head.