If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it...

If a guy gets sick and there is no woman there to complain to, will he really count those as sick days?

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Grant was sick all weekend while I was away.  I was secretly glad to miss that production.  But he seemed fine for all intents and purposes on the phone.

It wasn't until I walked in the door that he really started to fall apart.  I guess it's more fun to be sick when you have an audience.  

Now I'm 99% sure I got what he has and I have to be strong and power through it to set an example.  Plus I lost all sympathy cards when I wrote this post so I have to choice but to buck up and lozenge on.