October 18, 2012

Stupid Lyrics to Songs I Love

I haven't done one of these in ages!  Today's lyrical breakdown is "Drunk on You" by Luke Bryan.  Here's a little excerpt:


Well if you ain't a ten, you're a 9.9 - Ok just stop right there.  Why would you take back the 10?  Girls don't typically like being demoted in looks, especially mid-sentence.

Tippin' and spillin' that homemade wine on your tied-up, tshirt - Ew, homemade wine.  You know that shit's muscadine.  Pass.

Every little kiss is drivin me wild, throwin little cherry bombs into my fire - Not safe.

Good God al-mighty

Girl you make my speakers go "BOOM BOOM" - You probably need to  get your system checked.  Sounds like something might be wrong with the bass.

Dancin' on the tailgate in a full moon - Careful!  That's sounds really unstable, especially in the dark!

That kinda thing makes a man go mhmm mhmm - Not very manly.  Not very real words.

You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans - She sounds like a very poor dresser.  Either that or someone attacked her and slashed jeans into pieces, in which case, my condolences.

Drip of honey on the money maker gotta bee - Not sure what this means but it sounds like he wants to put honey on her butt.  Good luck cleaning that off.  Honey sticky, yo.

The best buzz I'm ever gonna find.. - Highly doubt that.  Have you ever tried a little thing called alcohol?  Might I suggest a nice Cabernet Sauvignon?

I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime

AND....SCENE.
The lyrics may be stupid but that doesn't mean I don't love the song!

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