My lovelies - Can we have a moment of silence? I just realized that I had a terrible loss in my life a few days ago. I, Mamacita, am no longer a certified notary.
(Pause for dramatic reaction).
What's that you say? You never knew I was a notary? And wouldn't have cared even if you knew? Well that's just crazy talk!
I have been a certified notary public since 2004. I have the stamps, the seal press, and the title to prove it. Well I did. Until last Sunday.
I was urged to get the certification at my second job in DC. I studied and studied for the test, then showed up to take it and was informed that by simply showing up I had passed the test. For people who like studying and over-achieving, that was a bureaucratic slap in the face. How can I get my A+ if I can't take the damn test!?
Anyway, I notarized about 2 documents then moved back to North Carolina. Ever the career woman I am.
Now I am just a mere mortal who can no more certify your documents than I can give you a decent haircut. (Which is not at all).
Good thing I am forever a certified "Underwater Naturalist" scuba diver, so I can still feel superior to the average person.
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