Holy Moley

I was just looking up the weather for this weekend in Wilmington.

And I got some bonus information that I most definitely did not want:

HOW TO REMOVE ANY MOLE IN 3 DAYS (Without Surgery)

Why, nay, how is this a real thing?

First of all, there is no way that's physically possible. Second of all, I shutter at the thought of some unknowing moley beast seeing this ad and thinking it's a good idea to take matters into their own hands. The person in that picture looks like she's about to pop that mole right off with her fake red nails. ICK!

That is not a message untrained doctors or THE WEATHER CHANNEL.COM should be sending to people who are just hoping for a sunny weekend. Just when you thought WebMd.com was the worst thing to happen to hypochondriacs since the invention of the World Wide Web, now we've got randomly generated ads telling the masses how to remove their own moles.

Houston, we have a problem!