Teen Mom 2 x 2

Stop it. Just stop it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2082437/Teen-Mom-star-Leah-Messler-pregnant-engaged-again.html

The buzz on the Teen Mom 2 front today is that Leah Messler is both pregnant and engaged, both for the second time.

The only thing you really want in "two's" when you're 19 should be college acceptance letters or invitations to prom. Not marriages and illegitimate pregnancies.

If you don't know who Leah Messler is, you are likely both smarter and more sophisticated than me. If you don't know what the show Teen Mom is, then you are very, very lucky, and possibly without a television set.

It's an inexplicably addicting show about girls who have unprotected sex, get pregnant by their uneducated and/or emotionally abusive baby daddies, then proceed to be continually shocked as their lives fall apart and they drop out of school.

So it's just sooo heart warming that Miss Leah decided to do it for the second time, at the ripe young age of 19. Hell of an example, girlfriend!

Girl, ya crazy. Whatever happened to just flirting on the phone and staying home at that age? Pop some popcorn, rent a RomCom, and for the love of God, if you must leave your house, buy some damn condoms!