What do you think the job description is for the person who drives the car away after the rose ceremonies on The Bachelor, with the devastated reject in tow?
- Must have a valid, current Driver's License
- Must not have a criminal record
- Must be able to deal with sobbing, emotional train wreck back-seat passengers
- Must not console them during said sobbing, because it will hurt TV ratings and possibly cause the women to hold on to some semblance of pride once the episode airs
- Must work flexible hours
I can't even imagine driving around these exotic cities they film in with a bawling woman who has so much mascara running down her face that it threatens the upholstery of your car. Particularly if you are not allowed to talk to them and just have to ignore basic human instincts to try to make them feel better.
It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it. These relationships aren't going to artificially create and then naturally destroy themselves!
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