Happy Day After Halloween. Did you dress up?
I went as a girl who accidentally got high from chemical fumes while her bathtubs were being reglazed and she was stuck at home all day. Then I changed into a costume of a girl that got mad at the grip of kids that showed up at my door, at 5pm, dressed as NOTHING, and took 99% of all of the candy I bought.
I went as a girl who accidentally got high from chemical fumes while her bathtubs were being reglazed and she was stuck at home all day. Then I changed into a costume of a girl that got mad at the grip of kids that showed up at my door, at 5pm, dressed as NOTHING, and took 99% of all of the candy I bought.
Granted, it was a rookie mistake to let kids grab instead of doing a bag drop (I am new at passing out candy), but still. One kid told me he was a spy kid. We was just wearing a wind breaker. Another told me he was a snake and was wearing no costume whatsoever. Don’t spit in my face and tell me it’s raining. And for damn sure don’t steal all my Reese’s cups.
I know kids just want nice candy, but at least dress up as SOMETHING! Seriously, even bring a pencil and tell me you’re a writer. None of this windbreaker, spy kid crap.
I hate Halloween. But mostly I just hate my inability to not binge on candy.
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