A friend recently sent me a link to this most amazing of websites: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
Is it bad that I want almost every single thing on the site? Except for the $55,000 Tron Motorcycle. I'm just not that in to motorcycles, or spending $55,000 on anything that won't provide me with shelter or the body of my dreams.
Other standouts include:
* The never soggy cereal bowl - Maybe it's just me but I think the best part of eating cereal is the leftover milk that is left laced with the artificial cinnamon and sugary flavorings that fall off of the cereal pieces. Oh and also, Oreos are not cereal.
* Magazine Cover Pillowcases - I particularly like the Playboy version of this pillowcase, because who doesn't like to feel like a tired slut when they hit the hay?
* The Raptor Hoodie - Not really that crazy in the grand scheme of the website, but how much does this remind you of this scene from Mrs. Doubtfire.
Is it bad that I want almost every single thing on the site? Except for the $55,000 Tron Motorcycle. I'm just not that in to motorcycles, or spending $55,000 on anything that won't provide me with shelter or the body of my dreams.
Other standouts include:
* The never soggy cereal bowl - Maybe it's just me but I think the best part of eating cereal is the leftover milk that is left laced with the artificial cinnamon and sugary flavorings that fall off of the cereal pieces. Oh and also, Oreos are not cereal.
* Magazine Cover Pillowcases - I particularly like the Playboy version of this pillowcase, because who doesn't like to feel like a tired slut when they hit the hay?
* The Raptor Hoodie - Not really that crazy in the grand scheme of the website, but how much does this remind you of this scene from Mrs. Doubtfire.
* Baby Carrying Jacket - So your baby can forever look as though he is still coming out of your vageen. Not Necessary!
* Handerpants - "Underpants for your hands!" Say what?!
* Flying Radio Controlled Shark - Just NO. So no.
There are a million more but you get the idea. Americans are truly the best.
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