I had a bird poop on my head for the first time last weekend and I got SO excited.
Allow me to explain...It was the family reunion in MD I've mentioned a bunch of times and I was missing my sister like woah.
This poop-on-head made me laugh so hard because it was like my sister was there in spirit. See, she has been pooped on over 5 times by birds. It's like she was put on this Earth to get shat on by birds, and I am sure she has set some sort of world record.
She's pretty much a jack-of-all-trades. And of course being the fancy lady that she is, my mom said it wasn't that bad and that I could probably "just brush it out."
We are SO sophisticated.
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