Have I ever told you about my imaginary daughter, Devastation?
She's inexplicably mulatto, she only eats kosher, and she insists on being homeschooled because she generally hates other kids.
That's just Devastation in a nutshell. She's really complicated, has terrible nightmares, and always has to sleep in the bed with us...and of course she kicks in her sleep.
Anyway, I found the perfect outfit for her when I was in Greece.
She's inexplicably mulatto, she only eats kosher, and she insists on being homeschooled because she generally hates other kids.
That's just Devastation in a nutshell. She's really complicated, has terrible nightmares, and always has to sleep in the bed with us...and of course she kicks in her sleep.
Anyway, I found the perfect outfit for her when I was in Greece.
You best believe she wears this with furry Uggs, no matter the season. That's my little heinous diva.
Kids, can't live with 'em, can't live without them see them if they are imaginary.
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