This is for the On-the-Go Ninja.
I mean seriously, who makes an impulse purchase of a custom tailored karate suit while they are traveling. Sky Mall magazine, you may specialize in all things random, but know your audience.
When was the last time you sat next to a black belt on a flight to the Big Apple? That’s right. Never.
Also, the description “Its design and style move with you like water around a boulder,” neither excites nor tempts me to purchase. In fact, I’m pretty sure that doesn’t even make sense.
Oh well, at least they offer it in pink…for the diva ninja or intensely gay mix martial artist.
I mean seriously, who makes an impulse purchase of a custom tailored karate suit while they are traveling. Sky Mall magazine, you may specialize in all things random, but know your audience.
When was the last time you sat next to a black belt on a flight to the Big Apple? That’s right. Never.
Also, the description “Its design and style move with you like water around a boulder,” neither excites nor tempts me to purchase. In fact, I’m pretty sure that doesn’t even make sense.
Oh well, at least they offer it in pink…for the diva ninja or intensely gay mix martial artist.
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