Yesterday I saw a man on a bike, sucking on a lollipop, in the rain, swerving on the road, not wearing a helmet.
Now I know he wants to be fatally injured, I just can’t tell how he’s trying to do it.
Brain injury, car collision, choking on a lollipop?
Sometimes it’s ok to NOT multi-task! But if you’re going to attempt to do everything on your bike besides your taxes, at least wear a helmet!
Now I know he wants to be fatally injured, I just can’t tell how he’s trying to do it.
Brain injury, car collision, choking on a lollipop?
Sometimes it’s ok to NOT multi-task! But if you’re going to attempt to do everything on your bike besides your taxes, at least wear a helmet!
Moronathon!
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