I am a teenager

Something amazing just happened.

I went to the gym and the young girl at the check-in counter, who was inexplicably excited to see me as we do not know each other, said, "It's so good to see you. I haven't seen you since summer school last year when I used to see you everyday at the gym!"

I'm obviously taking this to mean that she thinks I'm in college! That's what it was, right?

Regardless of whether she thought I was an undergrad student or even a grad student...or Dear God, a teacher!... I was too awkward to tell her I graduated from college 5 years ago and haven't been to summer school since 2003.

But hell, it's nice outside and I feel young so I'm going to go put on a tube top and cowgirl boots and have a beer at Pantana Bob's*

*Things that are not actually going to happen. Ever - But mostly just the tube top.