Couple'a things

Really?? Really??

Bacon flavored lip balm?!

Seriously, what would you do if you kissed a guy and his lips tasted like bacon? I would run away screaming...and hungry.

Don't get me wrong, I am a total bacon lover. But some things are sacred.

Like the crunch of crispy bacon, not the bacon-taste of lips.

Ew. Yuck. Wierd. And too expensive for lip balm!

However, if you are into that sort of thing, this company also sells bacon flavored envelopes and Baconnaise, because regular mayonnaise isn't fattening enough.