I refuse

Was anyone else aware of this ridiculousness?

Yesterday while cruising the beer section at Harris Teeter for far too long, I came across not one, but two varieties of Ed Hardy beer. I almost fell backwards right into the North Carolina red wine section.


I can only imagine the distinct flavor of the hops, barley, and hair gel this is brewed with.


The most offensive part? Besides the vicious lion and one-eyed skull on the packaging? They costs $9.99 per 6-pack.


The slogan on their website says "It's not just a brand. It's a lifestyle."


I'll say! No truer words have ever been spoken.