If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...at freshman parties

You know how I know school is back in session at UNC?

Because there are approximately one billion kids on campus cutting off my path and taking up the exercise machines that I so luxuriously had almost to myself all summer.

It brings back horrifying flashbacks of this and even this old gem.

God, please give me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, like having a college campus with no students.