July 21, 2010

What the hell?!


Brit Brit - you're a hundred millionaire.

This is inexcusable even for us poor, civilians. Thus making this a slap in the face to my eyes and my pitiful income.

Whoever is on your "team", fire them immediately for letting you out of the house like this. This includes, first and foremost, your hair "stylist".

Shouldn't your real hair be grown out by now?!

I hate to tell you honey, but at this point you'd be doing yourself a favor to shave it off again!

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