Cry me a river, filled with booze

I wonder which is more embarrassing for Lindsay Lohan.

The fact that she just got sentenced to 90 days in jail for being a collossal trainwreck and blatantly disregarding the law?

Or the fact that when reporting her jail sentence last night on NBC Nightly News, she was called a "FORMER CHILD STAR", when she is still very much a current, albeit desparate and rarely employed actress?

Either way, kudos to you, Michael and Dina Lohan. While raising this dainty, prim and proper young lady, you have also raised the standards of good parenting, now making it more desirable to be raised by the Jackson family than in the Lohan household.