FAME!

This weekend did NOT disappoint as far as fun times and celebrity sightings go.

Here's a brief list of the celebs I saw. Wait for more on the specific incidents in which I egg HARD with every person I talked to.

- Zach Galifanakis

- Kim Kardashian

- Chace Crawford

- Tony Romo

- Jessica Alba

- Larry King (looks like a lizard, I had a physical reaction when I saw him...scary)

- Matthew Morrison (omg, Glee!!!!)

- T-bone Burnett

- Tracy Morgan

- Rachel Ray

- Cynthia Nixon (so gorgeous, her lover wore a tuxedo...enough said)

- Bradley Cooper (mega hot, mega hair gel)

- Donatella Versace (looks like a literal dolphin - the real fish, not the porpoise)

- Fred Armasted

- Elizabeth Moss

- Jonas Brothers

- Ty Burrell

- Ashley Judd (gorgeous and sounded really sweet)

- Omar Epps

- Marlon Wayans

- Rahm Emanuel

- Adrien Grenier (hoooooot)

- Wolf Blitzer

- Chris Matthews

- Dennis Quaid

- Bobby Flay (looks like a villain)

- Tony Kornheiser

There might be more and I will add as I remember.

I know it's super obnoxious to list these but it was so exciting!

Not only did I see more celebrities than I ever thought I would, but I also confirmed the ability of my body temperature to go from 98.7 to 400 degrees in 3 seconds flat.

I am definitely meant to be a non-famous civilian. Fame makes me nervous and awkward. See follow ups for why I should never attempt to speak to a celebrity again.