Poo Poo Platter

I came to a sad realization today.

When I get married and change my last name I will lose:

1) Shared initials with two of my greatest passions: Mariah Carey and Melted Cheese

2) The ability to say my initials to the tune of NBC. Enn Bee Ceee!

I'll just have to sing this song a lot to get me through it.