Diva No More?

It looks like Mariah is seriously stepping down from her diva demanding pedestal. See here.

Gone are the white doves and white kittens.

Now all homeslice wants is some Chardonnay and a cheese platter!

Sooo low brow Mariah. Heck, while you're at it, why don't you add some Lunchables and other affordable processed treats?

If you don't demand ridiculously expensive and extravagant things, how are we supposed to distinguish you as a diva and not just a rapidly expanding, wearer or all things sequined?!

Even I'm pickier than that and I don't think I've ever bought a bottle of wine that costs more than $9!

Get back in the game diva!