Just Dance

I officially tuned in to my first season of Dancing With the Stars last night.

So far, I know 3 things to be true:

1) The condescending tone of Kate Gosselin's voice transcends all television mediums.

2) Pamela Anderson is an over-sexed leprechaun with elephantitis of the hair.

3) That was the longest 2 hours of my life.

We'll see if I can make it through the whole season.

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