It kind of scares me when people talk about babies like they are edible:
"I could just eat her up."
"I could just eat you with a spoon."
"I could just him in a little pita pocket and eat him for a snack."
If someone said that about my fictional baby, I probably wouldn't let him/her hold the baby.
And an all-star performance from Paul Abdul (re: David Archuleta):
"David, you are ridiculous. I wanted to squish you, squeeze your head off, and dangle you from my rear-view mirror. You are, no, honest to god, that is one of the most beautiful songs ever written, and one of the most moving performances I’ve ever heard.”
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ReplyDeleteAlthough this isn't about a baby, I feel that its applicable to this post. I also think that Paula deserves a shout out on Diva Says What. The best/grossest quote ever (re: David Archuleta):
ReplyDelete“David, you are ridiculous. I wanted to squish you, squeeze your head off, and dangle you from my rear-view mirror. You are, no, honest to god, that is one of the most beautiful songs ever written, and one of the most moving performances I’ve ever heard.”
Yes! I remember it well. It was deeply insane and traumatizing.
ReplyDeleteIf Paula were still on Idol I think my blog would be 1000% more interesting. I miss that ranting beotch.