Frample Expose

In addition to learning that I am NOT a good salesperson, I also learned that people do a lot of sick stuff when they think no one is looking.


During my last shift at the grocery store frampling yesterday, my observations included, but were not limited to, the following:

- A man using his free sample toothpick to take several pieces of watermelon from the salad bar...which is not free

- A woman placing strawberries with appropriate tongs in a container, then changing her mind and putting them back with her bare hands

- Many people licking their fingers to get a produce bag, then using the same fingers to pick up about 5 different apples until finding the fight one

- A girl taking a free sample from me, making a terrible face, then going over to the trash can and spitting it all out. It was later revealed that she had Crest White Strips in and apparently you cannot eat in them!

- A woman declining a free sample from me because she was "wearing her braces," which she clearly was not wearing!

- Me, standing in front of a freezer for two hours passing out free samples...brrrr!!