I.D.G.I.

That stands for I Don't Get It.

There are 2 things pervading the Internet that I really don't like.

1) Blerg?!

What is that? Is that like a dramatic "blah"? Are you too good for the traditional blah!?

2) Nom nom nom nom!?

I read a lot of health blogs and people write this all the time. I gather that this means you're pretend-eating something and you like it. If you really sounded like that when you ate, no one would ever want to go out to dinner with you.

And also T.G.I.F.!!! (Stands for This girl is Freaking (glad it's Friday))

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