I don't have a brain anymore...

Because it blew up last night when I was watching Jersey Shore on MTV.

This surprise two-part premiere surpassed even my wildest dreams, with the 45-year-old "situation" getting a hand-hold on the very first night. Steamy!!!

I'm not even going to attempt to comment furthur on what I believe to be the most important show to air in the new millenium. You truly have to see this yourself to believe it.

Lucky for you, MTV has a rerun fetish so you should be able to tune in every other hour any day of the week.

Consider this your homework assignment. There will be an (STD) test at the end of the week.

Photo courtesy of: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2009/12/jersey_shore_cast_members_say.html