Chaperone please!

Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely love being told what to do.

That being said, I really wish I had a marriage like the gals on Real Housewives of Orange County. I think every woman should have a husband who doesn't allow her to travel alone.

Seriously, who knows what kind of dangerous things that sort of freedom could lead to. Book reading? Heaven forbid, even a free-wielding exchange of ideas.

Personally, I'm not allowed to watch Man vs Food by myself. But me watching shows about food presents a whole different set of dangers.

Also, I love their version of mother - daughter bonding. Forget the mani/pedi sessions of yester-year. These days, nothing solidifies that maternal bond like a tandem nose job/face/brow lift. Love you mom!

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