I'm getting my haircut today at the Aveda Institute. Not because I need a haircut, but because I desperately need some pampering. According to my sources, since they are students, they are required to perform at least one "ritual" on you while you are getting your haircut.
I'm assuming this means a mini-facial or a hand rub, and not a séance, so I'm extraordinarily excited. Bonus feature, I get to leave at 3pm to get the hair did! Can I get an AMEN!?
I will be sure to report on the quality of the pamperation.
*Not pictured - me
Get it, gurl!! Are you getting bangs or anything dramatic?
ReplyDeleteJust a little trimmy trim. I have to grow it out for the big day and the BIG hairdo!
ReplyDeleteYou got a good head on yo sholdaz fo a white girl. Natchrull grone hair is berry classy and the bess choice fo a wedn.
ReplyDeleteBack in 94, my cuzz Teniqua Vashay Liberia Jenkins got murried to my cuzzo on my mama side, Rondell Venereal Olajuwon. NEway, it bein 94 and all and da "69 boyz" bein close famlee frienz, they plaid "tootsee roll" for dey 1st dance. Now, I love dat girl, but when da beat drop, erybody know her freak come out. Not wantin her to ruin her wedn getup, i snacht off her veilcolorado right as she was headin to dance flo.
Well, what i aint realize izzat she had clipped dat mufucka to bout $250 worf a weave from up at Afritiki's House o Hair n Nailz. SHIT! Crazy Teniqua dance dat whole mufuckin song bald as hell and aint even know! Whenever they hit dat "now dip baby dip," her weave cap would get to wigglin and almost go flyin off her bald ass head. I aint never laff so hard in my damn life.
Merle of the stury: 1) DONT LET DAT BE YOU--KEEP YO SITUATION NATCHRULL. 2) SADLY, PLAYIN TOOTSEE ROLL AS A FIRST WEDN SONG IS PROLLY KEEPIN IT JES A LIL TOO REAL.