She's an American Girl

This just seems wrong: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/homeless_doll_costs_hairstyling_4Ic0hC7Lacpfo8HQbczsQM

"Gwen, you see, is harboring a terrible secret. She is homeless. A homeless doll."

A) No doll should not cost $95, regardless of whether or not it is used to shelter.

B) That dress is soooo Marc by Marc Jacobs, a homeless person could never afford that

C) It cost $20 extra to get her hair did! If she is indeed homeless, than she's going to need at least a cut, shampoo, blow out, bangs, and highlights. You know that's gonna cost her at least $2hundy!