I get a lot of fanmail asking me exactly what a Diva is as according to me. And I mean A LOT of mail.
A diva is a lady who likes nice things, who takes the extra step to get what she wants, and oooh, she always gets what she wants. A diva is a noun, an adjective, an attitute. A diva is so many, many things. But most importantly, a diva is whatever I want it to be at any given moment. Perhaps an illustration will help.
Scenario 1: Getting a manicure = not diva, just normal female activity
Scenario 2: Getting a manicure and a pedicure = def on the path to divadom and getting a little bit more sass
Scenario 3: Getting a mani, pedi, and a facial and of course abbreving all of these things = DIVA
Simply put, if you feel like your spending too much money, getting too much attention, or thinking about yourself too much, chances are you're being a diva. Not at all a bad thing sometimes, just something every woman needs to do when the urge strikes her.
I hope that helps clarify things. And if it doesn't, I don't really care, because I'm a DIVA bitch!
Hahahah- you are the funniest person I've ever met in my entire life!!!...Have I told you that before?
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ReplyDeleteI believe you forgot to mention that a diva is a female version of a hustla.
True words spoken from Queen B a.k.a. Sasha Fierce.
"When he pull up, wanna pop my hood up
Bet he better have a six pack in the cooler
Getting money, divas getting money
If you ain't getting money then you ain't got nothing for me
Tell me somethin' where your boss at?
Where my ladies up in there that like to talk back
I wanna see ya, I'd like to meet cha
What you said, she ain't no diva
Na, na, na, diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla
Na, na, na, diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla
Since fifteen in my stilettos been struttin' in this game
What's your age? Was the question they asked when I hit the stage
I'm a diva, best believe her, you see her, she getting paid
She ain't callin' him to greet her, don't need him, her bed's made
This is a stick up, stick up
I need them bags, uh, that money
A stick up, stick up
You see them ask, where that money?
All my ladies get it up
I see you, I do the same
Take it to another level
No passengers on my plane
I'm a, a diva, hey
I'm a, I'm a, a diva, hey
I'm a, I'm a, a diva, hey
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
This is a stick, up stick up
I need them bags, uh, that money
Stick up, stick up
You see them ask where that money
Na, na, na, diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla
Na, na, na, diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla"